|—||Lindy West (via lavenderlabia)|
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME
I fucking love this movie so much you have no idea.